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Claire ● 18 ● ♎ ● Australia
Multishipper, procrastinator. I like vodka, Indian food, writing words, taking photos and puns

Shows you'll find me crying over: Castle, Doctor Who, Supernatural, Orphan Black, Orange Is The New Black
Occasionally NCIS, NCIS: LA, Bones, Grey's Anatomy or Sherlock

Movies you'll hear me screaming at: Marvel Movies, The Hunger Games and For Lovers Only

gumandmagazines:

My Hebrew must not be as good as I thought, because I couldve sworn that when I dropped you off at the airport, I told you you were not alone. / You did.

posted 1 hour ago on 8/29/2014 + 685 notesvia boothbrennanbones - from gumandmagazines



about-a-llama:

antoniomadness:

gundamdick:

ALRIGHT LISTEN UP IMMA TELL YOU SOME SERIOUS GENDER MARKETING BULLSHIT THAT WENT DOWN TODAY
Today a woman came in to get her 13 year old son’s black iPhone fixed. This thing was totally fucking busted. She was already kind of being bitchy so I’m just trying to reassure her that everything will be fine and shuffle through the paper work so shes on her way. She leaves, I put her phone away till I have time to fix it.
Well come to find out that we were completely out of black screens until next week’s shipment. So I put on a white screen for now and reassure her that when we do get black screens in that I will call her and we’ll put the new screen on for free. Better to have a temporary mixed match phone then a broken one right?
This woman proceeds to flip her shit. “WE CAME HERE TO GET WHAT WE HAD FIXED!” I calmly explain to her that there is nothing I can do about the color for the time being. The son is totally fine with this and obviously embarrassed by his mother’s outburst. The woman snatches the phone, sneers at it, and then shoves it back into my hands and says “NOW IT LOOKS LIKE A GIRL’S PHONE! I AM NOT GIVING THIS TO MY SON!”
At this moment I turn to her and say. “I don’t undersand? How is it a girl’s phone now?”
"Well it was BLACK and now its WHITE!!" She gestured dramatically at the screen like I couldn’t fucking see it.
"How is white a feminine color?"
She huffs and explains that she refuses to take the phone until the color is changed. The 13 is now rapid fire “its fine its fine” cause he just wants his phone back. But she keeps refusing but I finally tell her again that we will change the phone for free when we get black screens and that shes not allowed to keep it here. The point of the matter is that this woman almost refused to even take back the phone BECAUSE OF ITS COLOR. Mind you its not even anything like pink or purple. ITS. WHITE.
A SUBURBAN WHITE WOMAN TURNED RED IN THE FACE WITH ANGER BEAUSE SHE THOUGHT WHITE WAS TOO GIRLY FOR HER SON.

And the son is more mature than her.

the phone looks incredibly cool with that black button what is wrong with that lady

about-a-llama:

antoniomadness:

gundamdick:

ALRIGHT LISTEN UP IMMA TELL YOU SOME SERIOUS GENDER MARKETING BULLSHIT THAT WENT DOWN TODAY

Today a woman came in to get her 13 year old son’s black iPhone fixed. This thing was totally fucking busted. She was already kind of being bitchy so I’m just trying to reassure her that everything will be fine and shuffle through the paper work so shes on her way. She leaves, I put her phone away till I have time to fix it.

Well come to find out that we were completely out of black screens until next week’s shipment. So I put on a white screen for now and reassure her that when we do get black screens in that I will call her and we’ll put the new screen on for free. Better to have a temporary mixed match phone then a broken one right?

This woman proceeds to flip her shit. “WE CAME HERE TO GET WHAT WE HAD FIXED!” I calmly explain to her that there is nothing I can do about the color for the time being. The son is totally fine with this and obviously embarrassed by his mother’s outburst. The woman snatches the phone, sneers at it, and then shoves it back into my hands and says “NOW IT LOOKS LIKE A GIRL’S PHONE! I AM NOT GIVING THIS TO MY SON!”

At this moment I turn to her and say. “I don’t undersand? How is it a girl’s phone now?”

"Well it was BLACK and now its WHITE!!" She gestured dramatically at the screen like I couldn’t fucking see it.

"How is white a feminine color?"

She huffs and explains that she refuses to take the phone until the color is changed. The 13 is now rapid fire “its fine its fine” cause he just wants his phone back. But she keeps refusing but I finally tell her again that we will change the phone for free when we get black screens and that shes not allowed to keep it here.

The point of the matter is that this woman almost refused to even take back the phone BECAUSE OF ITS COLOR. Mind you its not even anything like pink or purple. ITS. WHITE.

A SUBURBAN WHITE WOMAN TURNED RED IN THE FACE WITH ANGER BEAUSE SHE THOUGHT WHITE WAS TOO GIRLY FOR HER SON.

And the son is more mature than her.

the phone looks incredibly cool with that black button what is wrong with that lady

posted 1 hour ago on 8/29/2014 + 84111 notesvia elizabethan-ho - from gundamdick



queen-of-fallen-angels:

plusdyspros:

accio-superwholock:

totheclotpole:

#TENNANT OUT BITCH

best exit in television history

HIS FACE IN THE LAST GIF THOUGH

TENNANT OUT BITCH

posted 1 hour ago on 8/29/2014 + 282484 notesvia poialliisi - from informlordvaderwehaveaprisoner



posted 1 hour ago on 8/29/2014 + 28366 notesvia rhino894 - from spncastdaily



tastefullyoffensive:

Animals Waving Hello to You [boredpanda]

Previously: Perfectly Timed Dog Photos

posted 1 day ago on 8/28/2014 + 32665 notesvia caskettwriter - from tastefullyoffensive



kronos-keeper:

tinaconte:

underscorex:

mma-gifs:

Sport Science S02E11: World’s Toughest Woman (June/21/2009)

"Gina can land all 8 blows in a blistering 3 seconds. And how much does this maelstrom combine to generate? An amazing 4,800 pounds of force. That’s like a North Pacific giant octopus pounding you with all 8 of it’s arms. Translation: In 3 seconds, Gina could brake your ribs, give you a concussion, shatter your nose, rupture your spleen, cause internal bleeding, and put you down for the count."

but women can’t be superheroes

I want to be her.

ALWAYS WANTED TO KNOW THIS SHIT. 

posted 1 day ago on 8/28/2014 + 37719 notesvia babycastle09 - from mma-gifs



castlefanfics:

So I know 2000 followers isn’t that huge, but I wanted to say thank you to you all for being such lovely followers and supporting this blog and being patient with me. So I thought I’d do a giveaway! Prizes and rules as follows:
There will be two winners, each getting identical prize packs. These will consist of:
- 1x Castle Jigsaw Puzzle
- 1x Castle Coffee Travel Mug (the one they use on the show)
- 1x copy of Raging Heat (didn’t anticipate reaching the milestone this early, but by the time the comp ends and I get everything ready, it should be out by then)
- Also if you like I will immediately make a list of fics of your choosing. Or you can select from a list of requests I’ve received. 
I realise some people may already own these, but I tried to pick items that maybe not everyone will have :)
Rules:
Must be following this blog. (Just because I would like the winners to be someone who supports this blog)
Like once and/or reblog once to enter (total of 2 entries max) - you can reblog more than once but your name will only be counted twice. 
I will be using a random selector, so there will be no preferential selection of winners
You must have your ask box open so I can contact you! If I don’t receive a reply within 48hrs I will have to select a new winner
I will ship to anywhere in the world! So you must be ok with giving me your address :) 
Thank you all so much! If you have any questions feel free to ask!
<3 Alex

castlefanfics:

So I know 2000 followers isn’t that huge, but I wanted to say thank you to you all for being such lovely followers and supporting this blog and being patient with me. So I thought I’d do a giveaway! Prizes and rules as follows:

There will be two winners, each getting identical prize packs. These will consist of:

- 1x Castle Jigsaw Puzzle

- 1x Castle Coffee Travel Mug (the one they use on the show)

- 1x copy of Raging Heat (didn’t anticipate reaching the milestone this early, but by the time the comp ends and I get everything ready, it should be out by then)

- Also if you like I will immediately make a list of fics of your choosing. Or you can select from a list of requests I’ve received. 

I realise some people may already own these, but I tried to pick items that maybe not everyone will have :)

Rules:

  • Must be following this blog. (Just because I would like the winners to be someone who supports this blog)
  • Like once and/or reblog once to enter (total of 2 entries max) - you can reblog more than once but your name will only be counted twice. 
  • I will be using a random selector, so there will be no preferential selection of winners
  • You must have your ask box open so I can contact you! If I don’t receive a reply within 48hrs I will have to select a new winner
  • I will ship to anywhere in the world! So you must be ok with giving me your address :) 

Thank you all so much! If you have any questions feel free to ask!

<3 Alex

posted 1 day ago on 8/28/2014 + 486 notesvia youmakesavingtheworldmagical - from castlefanfics



Dolce Gabbana ss14 + hair colors | inspired by (+)
posted 1 day ago on 8/28/2014 + 110040 notesvia babycastle09 - from imsebastainstan



nouismyship:

sixpenceee:

The smiling man is one creepy story, and it was turned into a short film. The entire plot is unsettling. 

You can read the story here

And watch the short film here

Enjoy!

I JUST SCREAMED

posted 1 day ago on 8/28/2014 + 14456 notesvia sixpenceee



sixpenceee:

Draco Volans, known as the flying dragon although it really just glides from tree to tree. 

posted 1 day ago on 8/28/2014 + 8020 notesvia sixpenceee



Anonymous questioned

in your own personal opinion, would you buy a special dvd set like the one you just posted if you already had all the individual dvds?

charmed-:

I mean I can’t speak for everyone, but as for myself; Yes.

I already own all 8 individual seasons myself. I never got the Book of Shadows version for the fact that people say the set itself, the material, was scratching the discs.

But if you don’t want to buy it you don’t have to, it’s not in blu ray (that we know of yet) so it won’ be much different, aside from the box itself and probably some extra features, maybe. So it’s all preference.

But most hardcore Charmed fans (myself included, I’m ridiculous, I know) will buy it even if they have it already on individual seasons or the BoS version.

My #1 reason being is all four sisters are officially on the cover of it and it’s not fan art. I don’t know why it makes me so happy they finally did it, but it does. All my babies together :D

posted 1 day ago on 8/28/2014 + 11 notesvia charmed-



caskett:

Iconic

caskett:

Iconic

posted 1 day ago on 8/28/2014 + 283 notesvia imbatmanshhhh - from caskett



tony-the-intelligent-goon:

ashiibaka:

Science.

I can’t tell what my favorite part is, but it’s either
scientists wasting budget and time to see if ants count their steps
the idea to put ants on stilts
there had to be a guy who made ant stilts and put them on the ants
confused ants

tony-the-intelligent-goon:

ashiibaka:

Science.

I can’t tell what my favorite part is, but it’s either

  • scientists wasting budget and time to see if ants count their steps
  • the idea to put ants on stilts
  • there had to be a guy who made ant stilts and put them on the ants
  • confused ants
posted 1 day ago on 8/28/2014 + 148908 notesvia castleismyoneanddone - from memewhore



paranormalstoriess:

This infographic reveals lucky and unlucky numbers from around the world. There is something very strange about the number 13, which has been considered unlucky since ancient times in many different parts of the world…
I know the letters on the picture are small and hard to read, so here it is all blown up and easier to read! 

paranormalstoriess:

This infographic reveals lucky and unlucky numbers from around the world. There is something very strange about the number 13, which has been considered unlucky since ancient times in many different parts of the world…

I know the letters on the picture are small and hard to read, so here it is all blown up and easier to read! 

posted 1 day ago on 8/28/2014 + 890 notesvia sixpenceee - from paranormalstoriess



pokemonpika77:

Guys, this is season ONE of the Simpsons.

posted 1 day ago on 8/28/2014 + 207628 notesvia thisladyrighthere - from mysimpsonsblogisgreaterthanyours



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